OH MAN, HEADLINES

Real (hilarious) news headlines from the most trusted sources on the interwebs.

6. “Listen to me when I speak.”

6. “Listen to me when I speak.”

It’s not ‘fat’, BBC.  Its dark matter is just showing.

It’s not ‘fat’, BBC.  Its dark matter is just showing.

Quick! Tell me which is more important to America, CNN?

Quick! Tell me which is more important to America, CNN?

Wired’s sick of virgins doing it wrong.

Wired’s sick of virgins doing it wrong.