Real (hilarious) news headlines from the most trusted sources on the interwebs.Tumblr (3.0; @recoveringartmajor)http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxoc8zpaF71r1y4n5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>6. “Listen to me when I speak.”</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15715036467http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15715036467Thu, 12 Jan 2012 02:17:23 -0500Foxnot funny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxn79caPze1r1y4n5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s not ‘fat’, BBC.  Its dark matter is just showing.</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15674032667http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15674032667Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:32:00 -0500BBCscience is awesome<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxlcksjl1H1r1y4n5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Quick! Tell me which is more important to America, CNN?</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15622303918http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15622303918Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:31:40 -0500CNNlife-changing questions<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjh15lavL1r1y4n5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wired’s sick of virgins doing it wrong.</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15569265612http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15569265612Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:12:41 -0500Wiredimportant news<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxgr7aeXh01r1y4n5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And he knows what you’re thinking.</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15492855225http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15492855225Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:59:00 -0500HuffPostprobably just jesus fucking with us<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxfv3a9lob1r1y4n5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>These colors don’t run, BBC.</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15457953687http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15457953687Sat, 07 Jan 2012 12:25:00 -0500BBCright to bear idiocy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxe5dkpwXP1r1y4n5o1_r1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Totally what happened to the Virgin Mary, BBC.</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15407662750http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15407662750Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:12:00 -0500BBCsuddenly everything makes sense<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxdydpdDjU1r1y4n5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You keep me balanced, HuffPost.</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15402380547http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15402380547Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:41:00 -0500HuffPostimportant news<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc8hv9DRz1r1y4n5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh shit, NYTimes, I guess that’s what the “Naughty List” means.</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15352811316http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/15352811316Thu, 05 Jan 2012 13:25:00 -0500NYTimesWTF picturechild abuse Santa<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptpiiM7jC1r1y4n5o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Good question, CNN.  Keep America thinking.</p>http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/8825406203http://recoveringartmajor.tumblr.com/post/8825406203Fri, 12 Aug 2011 12:23:00 -0400CNNprobably a problem